Silver Tongue

Oct 17

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brood-mother:

pyropes:

I had to do a theater check and silently lost my mind over this poster.

(Source: finalfantasyvii, via dan-mcneely)

love-doesnt-discriminate:

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

(Source: let-us-aadore-you, via newbarrk)

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the zodiac signs as Stan Pines quotes

• Aries: "The word please doesn't make me any money, kid."
• Taurus: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
• Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!"
• Cancer: "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."
• Leo: "You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!"
• Virgo: "Yes, YES! Burn the child!"
• Libra: "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule."
• Scorpio: "Wash off the shame, Stan. Wash off the shame."
• Sagittarius: "Would it be wrong to punch a child?"
• Capricorn: "Well! I learned nothing."
• Aquarius: "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash."
• Pisces: "Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"

taraljc:

nonbinarysasquatch:

If there’s one thing I’ll give 2017 over 2016, it’s that it’s kind of stunning that the year is mostly over? 

2016 felt like the year that would never die. 

2017 is a hectic nightmare that never slows down enough for you to be aware of the passage of time.

accurate.

2016: slowburn
2017: nonstop horror

(via newbarrk)

dreamhouse777:

tennessee-titan9174743937496765:

rcktpwr:

dreamhouse777:

rcktpwr:

dreamhouse777:

I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

*etching fresh runes on my greatsword* we’re breaking this curse tonight

*drapes arm dramatically over my eyes* alas….the curse is within…..*burps up a toad*

hm… this is not a problem i can solve with my greatsword so im a little lost

AYEYEYAYAYYOUHUHUHOHOHOUIIIIIIIIGH

Hold on I’m breaking rp that wizard has NO BUSINESS being this built

(via newbarrk)

ilovebasketball:

churchoffear:

One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy

Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy responded to this on the mbmbam subreddit

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Hey folks, it’s Vancouver reporter Justin McElroy!

So, this tip — one morning a couple years ago, police announced they had discovered a recently dead body in a sewer drain, but didn’t release many more details.

I was working that morning, and we had a reporter on scene, but we weren’t really getting anywhere with the story.

Then, somebody sent an email to Podcast Justin McElroy (as I generally call him) saying … well, I can’t exactly remember what, since I’ve since changed companies.

But it was very short, with no formalities, something along the lines of “I live next to the sewer where the body was found this morning and have information,” which must have been a very jarring thing for Podcast McElroy to suddenly read on a Sunday morning.

Luckily, he realized who the email was intended for, forwarded it, and I think that helped us in our reporting that day.

I was very grateful — but not, you know, grateful enough to give him the domain to justinmcelroy.com

(via newbarrk)

afrojane:

legendaryshayne:

twitblr:

Loop hole

“Slide my boy a stack for his troubles”

an angel and a saint

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