Silver Tongue

Jun 08

Anonymous asked: What would the land of a Rogue of Void be?

classpectanon:

Roguey and Voidy

pyramids and neon i assume

diamondbubbles:
“Wanted to draw something nice for Pride Month, so here’s everyone’s favorite odd roommates showing off some cute accessories! Derpy is pan and Rarity is bi with a preference for guys.
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diamondbubbles:

Wanted to draw something nice for Pride Month, so here’s everyone’s favorite odd roommates showing off some cute accessories! Derpy is pan and Rarity is bi with a preference for guys.

nerdgal-dorkski:

smarter-than-the-republicans:

i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom:

just-pansexual-things:

teaboot:

the-prolefeed:

anarcho-kaibaism:

the-prolefeed:

agentscarters:

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

Why do you think they deserve it

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking “Where’s my money?!”

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stabbyroomba:

ebonyheartnet:

tumblunni:

batzendrick:

updatebug:

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues

@stabbyroomba Admiral, your legend lives on.

*roomba beeps of approval*

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43501:

soaringsparrows:

ainaraoftime:

bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running towards the stop are neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil

chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until i was at the door to close it and drive away

Time to bring back my husband’s fucking legendary bus story:

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mintandvanilla:
“ you know whodunit to them
(i’m sorry)
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mintandvanilla:

you know whodunit to them

(i’m sorry)

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endicottbrandtea:

prince-of-pastelss:

endicottbrandtea:

behold bitches, the biggest plot hole in adventure time

marceline, a fucking vampire, never asks before she enters someone’s house

extra extra: modern vampire is a badass, laws mean nothing to this lgbt symbol

understood

also this was addressed when she was introduced. She owns nearly every home in the candy kingdom.

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