Silver Tongue

Jun 04

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:
magspag:
drtanner:
So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we’ve all been making.
Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.
It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.
it’s going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful
It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.

(via nofacednerd)

lindleland:

spdy4:
synapple:
synapple:
team of little guys who are going to bite you
team of little guys who are going to peck you
Team of little guys that will torment you or steal your soul if you let them.
Team of

team of boys and gals that cant see shit

(via bloodsbane)

dreamdrawerr:

We are in the best timeline

(via nofacednerd)

thatlazyartist919 asked:

Behold: my horrible editing skills and imagination on ibisPaint X

xxtc-96xx:

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Box Office: ‘Morbius’ Bombs Again With $85,000 Friday -

we did it, morbs!

coldcreature:

coldcreature:
coldcreature:
things ive noticed studying the chapter 2 dialog dump for susie speech patterns. 1) always says “the hell” or just “hell” as opposed to “what/where/why the hell”. ex “hell are you going?” 2) so far only seems to call kris by their name, and uses their name quite frequently.. any nicknames would be a noteworthy occasion it seems. i will update
3) frequent usage of “dunno” and “gonna” .. prefers OK to okay
4) she really likes to start sentences w cursing ex well, damn. GUESS we gotta do our project. Damn, guess he skipped out after all, huh.
5) those examples ^ also made me realize, she tends to leave out any i/we that she can… ex books. god. damn. crazy about them. ..

(via starlightshore)

nobody-n-particulur:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:
magspag:
drtanner:
So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we’ve all been making.
Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.
It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.
it’s going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful
It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.

(via redsephirah)

drtanner:

So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we’ve all been making.
Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.
It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.

(via starlightshore)

edwardashley:

the thing about NOT going to see Morbius is not just b/c it would be funny for it to flop again but also because if it DOESN’T flop again we’re setting dangerous precedent. this will tell studios that if their movie flops all they have to do is try to engineer memes to make it popular. we CANNOT have studios trying to “manufacture” and “force” memes. please for the love of god don’t go see Morbius in theaters.

(via starlightshore)

byeimfinejustgottago-deactivate:

Weeoowww happy pride have a transparent guy

(via bloodsbane)