rocket: toss me my keys
[crash]
rocket: I SAID MY KEYS
groot: i am groot
rocket: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER-
This is the most in-character thing I have ever read
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Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
Thanos: blocked
Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something
Thanos: What?
Thor: Bitch
I’m crying
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Trans flag? Check
Line of Ants? Check
I’m ready for pride.
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For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.
this is the funniest shit of 2017 everyone else delete your posts
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ALSLFLGLHLLJK I STARTED OVERWATCH UP AND WHEN I SWITCHED TO THE WINDOW THIS IS ALL THAT WAS GREETIBG ME. THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST FOREBODING IMAGE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
“Mom said it’s my turn to use the computer”
ONLY MONIKA
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