Silver Tongue

Oct 12

not-the-conversation-starter:

paper-mario-wiki:

what would you do if u got in a fight and the dude u were fighting said “chaos…. CONTROL” completely unironically and then beat the shit out of u

*whispers* “…Obama?”

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via chefpyro)

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drinkyourfuckingmilk:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like

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UPDATE: it wasn’t porn. turns out it is a very upset pigeon stuck in the air shaft in the ceiling.

(via newbarrk)

unstumpabledeplorable:
“”

unstumpabledeplorable:

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(Source: scottcarelli, via chefpyro)

dungeonmemester:

Tonight’s realization: Pokémon is a Solarpunk setting.

Evidence:

(via chefpyro)

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cyberpigeon:
“ geckogalaxy:
“Skink or sealion?
”
a star
”
lizard mermaid

cyberpigeon:

geckogalaxy:

Skink or sealion?

a star

lizard mermaid

(via iguanamouth)

saintcaffeinated:

saintcaffeinated:

do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?

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i have never been okay once in my life

(Source: devourfrombeneath, via wuffleton)

crawlingchaos13:
“happy people are finally addressing this kinda stuff. it’s high time people start enjoying shit for what it is and not make it every facet of their existence. The whole fandom mentality is awful.
”

crawlingchaos13:

happy people are finally addressing this kinda stuff. it’s high time people start enjoying shit for what it is and not make it every facet of their existence. The whole fandom mentality is awful.

(via mbulteau)