why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
woops
Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology
I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus
one of my favorite tumblr specific idiosynacricies is when someone asks your opinion on a certain piece of media/celebrity and you go “i’m not really interested and i don’t know much about them” then you get an ask that says “well they’re deeply problematic and evil so don’t get into it” and you go oh ok and then someone ELSE goes “that anon was lying they’re a progressive perfect person” and you go oh… ok and they bicker back and forth with you being entirely uninterested until you start getting anons from a new genre going “wait what did x do?” and you suddenly become the PR person for a show or actor you didn’t even know existed in the first place
