Silver Tongue

May 30

[video]

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

renegalien:

crazymuff1n:

rootbeergoddess:

violentlybarnes:

peter and shuri develop a tradition where if one of them calls out the beginning of a meme, the other person has to finish it. 

he once made shuri yell “your dick is now a noodle” at okoye so she waits until steve finally lets peter hold his shield and yells “THIS BITCH EMPTY” only to watch peter scream “YEET” and fuckin throw the shield through a window

They get Groot in on in it and they both understand him

“I am Groot!”

“I won’t hesitate bitch!”

“They’ve barely known Groot and they can understand him perfectly.” Rocket is both amazed and confused

“Groot how can you know these terran memes? we’ve only been here for two days!”

“I am Groot”

“yeah of course”

“I am Groot”

“Who are you calling old!?”

“I am Groot”

“Those are my crocs”

“I Am Groot”

“WELL I SURE HOPE IT DOES”

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

sm980:
“ sm980:
“ absolutely not ”
i can tell you right now i almost passed out when i was on youtube and saw my own post as the thumbnail for a video
”

sm980:

sm980:

absolutely not

i can tell you right now i almost passed out when i was on youtube and saw my own post as the thumbnail for a video

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

queenwhiskey:

queenwhiskey:

queenwhiskey:

the fuck was up with those pink panther movies that had nothing to do with the pink panther

wait… ur telling me the live action movies came before the cartoon? the cartoon has been a product of the live action movies the whole time? not the other way around? what the fuck

The first pink panther movie came out in 1963 and there weren’t any animated shorts staring the pink panther until 1964. Look it up the cartoon is a product of the weird live action movies. The pink panther is a diamonds fursona.

(via wuffleton)

dyemooch:
“ nootofboot:
“ mrdsc1010:
“ digi-egg:
“https://twitter.com/thelastgherkin/status/998940861340749825?s=21
”
Stacked Furry:
Skimpy anime girls:
Don’t forget LARPers:
”
YOU FOOLS
YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
GUN ”
I fucking love...

dyemooch:

nootofboot:

mrdsc1010:

digi-egg:

https://twitter.com/thelastgherkin/status/998940861340749825?s=21

Stacked Furry:

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Skimpy anime girls:

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Originally posted by voyaamarteparatodalavida

Don’t forget LARPers:

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Originally posted by eolo

YOU FOOLS

YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

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GUN

I fucking love Digimon.

(Source: twitter.com, via afallenwolf)

rose-ebottles:
“some sort of…angler inspired kanaya and terezi mermaids i dont know
”

rose-ebottles:

some sort of…angler inspired kanaya and terezi mermaids i dont know

(via jadewares)

spinnedcycle:
“ homestuck-info:
“ Homestuck is being shown off by Viz Media at the Licensing Expo in Las Vegas!
“ Over its 30-year history, VIZ Media has pioneered new paths in publishing, animation and entertainment licensing of Japanese content in...

spinnedcycle:

homestuck-info:

Homestuck is being shown off by Viz Media at the Licensing Expo in Las Vegas!

Over its 30-year history, VIZ Media has pioneered new paths in publishing, animation and entertainment licensing of Japanese content in North America. Blockbuster properties, including BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS, JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, ONE-PUNCH MAN and HOMESTUCK, are available as a variety of consumer products for audiences of all ages.

Thanks to The Toy Geeks Network for live streaming their walkaround, as it seems no one else has taken any pictures

seeing homestuck on a big ol official banner next to naruto is. somethin else

(via metaname)

ollivander:

parentheticalaside:

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

GRANDMA, IT’S ME.

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(via dies-first)

meganbagels:

youcanthandelthetruth:

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

Ideal pronoun

(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

moonpaw:
“ jeekoftheweek:
“ more fuel to the fire
”
i will break into your house and eat your teeth
”

moonpaw:

jeekoftheweek:

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more fuel to the fire

i will break into your house and eat your teeth

(via moonpaw)