Silver Tongue

Oct 10

artsyneurotic:
“ mostlygibberish:
“ catwithbenefits:
“ axeystuff:
“ weaselproficiency:
“ trailerparkjesuss:
“ youthxcrew69:
“what the FUCK is this supposed to say
”
This is the new imagine touch the sky
”
There’s more to it.
That … almost helps...

artsyneurotic:

mostlygibberish:

catwithbenefits:

axeystuff:

weaselproficiency:

trailerparkjesuss:

youthxcrew69:

what the FUCK is this supposed to say 

This is the new imagine touch the sky

There’s more to it.

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That … almost helps ?

THAT’S EVEN WORSE OH MY GOD

the time it takes to parse that is about the amount of time it takes to lose a customer

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Holy shit… [bigger image here]

… that’s fucking ridiculous, fire that marketing department

(via newbarrk)

ishinomori:
“ themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:
“ bevvie-marsh:
“Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter
”
IT was amazing
James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise
”
extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a...

ishinomori:

themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:

bevvie-marsh:

Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter

IT was amazing

James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise 

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extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a child so fucking hard he has to counter it with the literal apocalypse 

(via newbarrk)

rachelberrykin-deactivated20200 asked: wouldnt a guntana work better if it was a normal gun but when u fired a blade would shoot out and bam, its time to duel

iguanamouth:

god you mean. like this

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alternatively: a gun that just straight up shoots swords

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never bring a sword gun to a knife gun fight

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zavalicious:

thingsthatsoundlikefacts:

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

(via newbarrk)

cryptidswitch:

So, I finally decided to put one of my little rainbow pride flags in the back window of my car right? Because I’m proud of who I am, and it’s 2017; we are much more accepted in society.

Mental note: I have no other visible bumper stickers or anything in the car besides a Kirby plushie and my moms baseball caps

I’m driving down my road (which is 40mph) and I realized the guy behind me is riding my ass super fucking hard, and he’s swerving all over the road behind me. Like. Dangerously bad. Idk what this guys problem is. So i do a quick ‘break-check’ and then briefly speed up to 50 to get him off my ass and put a little distance between us, and he keeps speed with me.

He then speeds up way past 55, and drives into the literal opposite fucking lane trying to get next to me, and starts trying to drive me off the road. He pulls back and switches to the other size of my car and does the exact same thing. He doesn’t try to pass me; he tries to push me into oncoming traffic.

I slammed my breaks and quickly swung into the median, and he screamed “fucking faggot” at me as he flipped me off and sped past.


If you think homophobia doesn’t still actively threaten lives, hurt people, and isn’t a major issue; a 20 year old kid just almost fucking died because of a tiny pride flag.

(via newbarrk)

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gunzonyatmblr:

captocie:

rnashallah:

lmaodies:

justaquickquestion:

hexaneandheels:

I just learned that some websites use cookies to adjust prices. That is, if you visit a certain website a lot the price will increase.

You can tell if that’s the case by checking the same web page on a different browser if you have a different number of stored cookies for that site. I checked something on Chegg and it was $14.95 on Chrome, $19.95 on Firefox, and $16.95 on Safari.

The fix? Clear your cookies for that website.

Reblog, save a wallet.

Plane tickets almost always do this!

PLANE TICKETS DO THIS ALL THE DAMN TIME 

When you’re looking for plane tickets and waiting for prices to drop, ALWAYS clear your cookies beforehand and switch between browsers. A friend of mine was looking for a flight and getting prices that were the CHEAPEST at $800-1000, I sent her a link for a round trip that was like $495, and it read as $900 on her computer because she had been hounding the airline site. 

alternatively: avoid all this headache by using incognito when shopping for plane tickets, text
books, etc

Hotel rooms are notorious for this, as well. Just like, go on incognito mode to look at these sites, saves u a lot of time & hassle.

Bruh I ain’t never know dis thank you man

(Source: deeplylearning, via demon-space-boi)

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neonjawbone:
“ “See ya, good boys
”
I’ve been relistening to The Adventure Zone since it wrapped up and I got to the end yesterday! I’m all emotional! Here’s a little farewell doodle of the boys
”

neonjawbone:

See ya, good boys

I’ve been relistening to The Adventure Zone since it wrapped up and I got to the end yesterday! I’m all emotional! Here’s a little farewell doodle of the boys

(via bloodsbane)

bloodsbane:

the best character in rick and morty is one MILLION ants

what about ants in the eyes johnson?