kravitz not knowin how 2 be an alive person. its funny. he doesnt kno how to cook. do elves need sleep? taako does it a lot but hes not sure, he thinks taako might just be Like That. he gets asked to babysit angus one day and has no idea what to do. kids definitely need sleep dont they?? hes like. pretty sure. angus keeps trying to trick krav into letting him stay up later. i actually need two helpings of dessert sir! for their growing little boy bodies! sugar is important!
holy shit and you KNOW that taako is an Absolute Disaster of an elf but kravitz. has no idea. what the fuck do living people do? he doesn’t know.
imagine kravitz goes to magnus for advice and magnus is barely paying attention and gives him advice on how to take care of dogs.
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hmmm
be our guest
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i know everyone draws barry wearing a white t-shirt, but tbh? he strikes me as one of those guys who EXCLUSIVELY wears free t-shirts he’s gotten from events. like all his shirts are shit like:
IPRE TEAM BONDING 2387
TWO SUNS UNIVERSITY CLASS OF 2379
I COMPLETED THE FUN RUN 5K
FANTASY GOOGLE
FANTASY MIT
FANTASY BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH
#1 NEC”ROMANCER” (lup got this one for him)
the raven queen specifically gifts him “reaper of the decade”
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Taako, at the fantasy costco: excuse me, i lost my adventuring companions. Can i make an announcement?
Employee: sure
Taako, leaning close to the mic: goodbye you chucklefucks
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please consider: Lup and Taako adopt Ren as their little sister and she’s on a cooking show with them called, “my sister, my sister and me (taako)”
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The Legend of Zelda: you are 40 years old
The Adventure of Link: you’re 40 years old, and gay
Faces of Evil: you dont know when a joke is taken too far
Wand of Gamelon: you dont know when a joke is taken too far and also youre a lesbian
Link’s Awakening: you need love and a vacation
Ocarina of Time: you think all games made ever since fucking suck
Link to the Past: you help everyone you meet
Link Between Worlds: you especially help everyone you meet and also youre gay
Wind Waker: you love ancient epics and only wear pajamas
Twilight Princess: youre a furry
Minish Cap: YOU’RE ADORABLE
Hyrule Warriors: no items fox only final destination
Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures/Triforce Heroes: your friends would do anything for you, including punch you in the face
Majora’s Mask: youre edgy and/or very sad
Skyward Sword: you’re really, Really gay
Phantom Hourglass: youre gay for linebeck probably
Spirit Tracks: you really like trains and being tossed around by strong girls
Oracle of Seasons: youre a pumpkin spice hipster
Oracle of Ages: youre a vintage hipster
Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland: you are a strange, horrifying creature with no corporeal form
Breath of the Wild: you astral project every day
Link’s Crossbow Training: you play fpses online and tell people you fucked their mom
