Silver Tongue

Oct 09

WHY do female fox news anchors always look so FUCKING SCARY

critical-asu-rito:

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scotchtapeofficial:

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this womans face made me FLINCH and yell “ah-!” because she looks like shes about to fucking absorb my SOUL!!!!!!!!!! i was literally startled!!! why is she so scary!!!!!!!!!!!!! im fucking frightened, buddy!!!!!!!

this looks like that famous screenshot of that girl on facebook who VERY obviously photoshopped her eyes lime green and when confronted she said “no they’re not photoshopped i had surgery on them when i got into a car accident when i was 7”

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THIS ONE

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virgoassbitch:

People who go out of their way to send you anonymous messages alerting you that they’re unfollowing are the online equivalent of people who storm out of retail stores and restaurants saying they’ll never shop/eat there again

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Anonymous asked: Lmao scotch did you really support the idea that shooting someone who's shooting unarmed civilians is stupid? C'mon dude, be smarter than that.

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101:

if thats the message you took from that post im not sure what can be done to help u, anon

civilians trying to shoot a shooter is a bad idea because most people arent trained in guns and will likely miss and can risk hitting another civilian. unlike the original shooter, the civilian with a gun has to worry about hitting other bystanders. Not to mention when the cops show up and see two or more people with guns surrounded by dead bodies, they arent likely gonna ask questions.

bystanders having a gun in the event of a shooter just results in mass confusion and puts even more people in danger.

NOTHING WILL BE MORE SCARY THAN THIS SHIT

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stephenmerchant:

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ask-oncies-jizz:
“the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier
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ask-oncies-jizz:

the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

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Anonymous asked: It snowed where I live! Could we get a snow Jane?

dailyprospit:

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its been a while since ive drawn trickster lord English

its been a while since ive drawn trickster lord English