if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
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- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
I have this really stupid and terrible Stolen Century headcanon that during one cycle Barry decides to grow a full beard and almost every other member of the IPRE fucking hates it. (It doesn’t look BAD, exactly, it’s just you get used to someone’s face looking a certain way once youve known them for almost a hundred years and its WEIRD)
The crew begs him to shave it off for months. He refuses because Lup thinks it’s cute.
Davenport: Barry, that beard is against IPRE regulation.
Barry: Since when? Merle and Magnus also have beards?
Davenport: Since… … Uh… … … Please?
He looks over Lucretia’s shoulder and she’s drawn a little cartoony illustration of him in one of her journals and written “INCORRECT” underneath it in big block letters.
Magnus: Barry I love you and you’re my family and you’re perfect but I can’t stand your face right now and I refuse to look at it
Taako leaves a straight razor on his bed and he’s not sure if it’s a gift or a threat.
Merle: Who the fuck are you?
(No one can tell if Merle is joking.)
Lup: ♥‿♥
Sorry to hijack this and ruin it with terrible formatting but these were so good and I was inspired and had to doodle all of them:
