i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs
the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands
i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs
the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands
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wake up a new rat just dropped
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do not disturb…tiny grass is dreaming
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guy who can’t defend his wife from people who dare to disrespect her by challenging them to fight him because she’s a bloodthirsty maniac and has already taken care of it herself
guy who hides behind his wife during confrontations because he knows she’s the better fighter and she enjoys it
macbeth and lady macbeth
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La criatura ansiosa
She is doing a little sit
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shadowshame11 asked:
You know what’s even funnier than hyper powerful moves failing because of ghost typing
A basic tackle working because the little doggie sniffed Pigment
You know odour sleuth
That randomly reminds me, I want miracle eye back! That move was so handy in sun and moon XD my Kadabra used it to hit all the dark types
i use the shit out of odor sleuth in my pokemon black lets play because of all the stall tactics the trainers use
how to make your effects extra special
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I’ve only known Smoliv for a few hours yet I would kill for this creature
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