Silver Tongue

May 28

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You: WHY IS THE SUN WEARING SUNGLASSES!? HE DOESNT NEED TO SHIELD HIS EYES FROM ANYTHING

me, a intellectual: The sun shoots lazers from his eyes like cyclopes and is protecting us from his terrible power.

fluff-that-pillow:

brucediana:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

flicker-serthes:

yessoftball-lover06:

herwitchinesss:

leftcircle:

animatedamerican:

dog-of-ulthar:

the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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Originally posted by smooshywrites

@ajohnster 

yaaaas!

I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE LOVERS.

Okay, okay, so short version:


Joker seduced Harley while he was in Arkham and she was his psychologist. He did so by manipulating sessions to make him seem pitiable.

Harley broke Joker out. Joker was originally going to kill her then, but fans had latched onto Harley Quinn’s new look and she was a fan favorite (mind you as I recall, she was originally introduced in BTAS, and then transferred to the comics later). So she ended up surviving his first murder attempt.


He decided that although annoying she could still be useful (since she’s actually brilliant, and at this point somewhat codependent). This leads to a string of horrific abuses and murder attempts. Including (in the TV show alone) throwing her through a window that is at *least* three stories up, choking her, beating her with a hammer, threatening her with one of his gag guns (which, depending on the gun, may or may not kill her in various ways), and attempting to get hyenas to eat her.


In the comics, it includes starving her, chaining her to a wall in a sewer on top of corpses of “failed Harleys,” poisoning her, leaving her in burning buildings, pushing her into the line of police fire, gaslighting her basically every time he fails to kill her, and the list goes on. When she becomes pregnant with her and Joker’s kid, she leaves for nine months, to her sister’s place, and gives birth there. She doesn’t tell Joker about the kid (and goes out of her way to prevent Joker from finding out). She tells Canary that it’s because Mr. J would be too busy for a kid, but if you pay attention to Harley’s behavior throughout the comic, the clear subtext is “My kid would end up dead or worse if Joker knew about her.”


Additionally, post break up, she notes he was abusive, says it wasn’t love, it was manipulation, and frequently describes it as the worst part of her life.

I’m no expert but I remember one more thing… she said he never noticed she was gone for those 9 months.

THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.

This is why couples are creepy as fuck for dressing up as Harley and the joker and why people are especially fucked up for thinking the relationship they had in suicide squad was “goals”

It shuld be mentioned that in teh animated series, one of the times she was thrown out the window by joker was because she successfully captured batman and was going to kill him but joker wanted to kill him on his terms, not hers

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bumbleshark:

spook-mutt:

spook-mutt:

Italian fursona

garlic knot

i should kill you where you stand

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bburnsides:

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Here There Be Gerblins, Chapter 1

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bemusedlybespectacled:
“ witchedybitchedy:
“ ruby–wednesday:
“ thecharge:
“ ariaste:
“ margotkim:
“ This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
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KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
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bemusedlybespectacled:

witchedybitchedy:

ruby–wednesday:

thecharge:

ariaste:

margotkim:

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

oh my god this is hilarious

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“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

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daniethowell:

Y'all reactions to Gay/Lesbian erasure:

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Originally posted by scarecroe

Y’all reactions to Trans/Pan/Bi/Asexual erasure:

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

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itswalky:
“ wackd:
“ likelikedirtycute:
“ dustrial-inc:
“ luzialowe:
“ unpretty:
“ unpretty:
“ well,
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I’M SCREAMING
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This may be some of the best excel sourced humor.
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This is 10000% more in character than every moment of the Dark Knight...

itswalky:

wackd:

likelikedirtycute:

dustrial-inc:

luzialowe:

unpretty:

unpretty:

well,

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I’M SCREAMING

This may be some of the best excel sourced humor.

This is 10000% more in character than every moment of the Dark Knight franchise.

i can’t believe bruce breaks text into two rows rather than using the “wrap text” feature

tim cleans this up for him later

i wanna see lego batman listing all these

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taylorsmindandheart:
“Nailed it.
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taylorsmindandheart:

Nailed it.

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