Silver Tongue

Oct 08

scotchtapeofficial:

stardew-help-wanted:

Well then…

(submitted by @echopixels)

valley girls make (star)dew

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

minnesotawildofficial:

unflatteringcatselfies:

he is neither fit nor active.

incorrect, he fits in the box and activates my heart with love

(via thatsthat24)

scraps-is-busy:

Anybody else every have a fuzzy head day? Where it feels like you’re wearing a heavy wool hat all day? So that despite how hard you try and think you’re just smashing your face into a soft hazy? That’s my day.

scraps-is-busy:

Anybody else every have a fuzzy head day? Where it feels like you’re wearing a heavy wool hat all day? So that despite how hard you try and think you’re just smashing your face into a soft hazy? That’s my day.

reperspectivity:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

…oh no

This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note.

(Source: koney-scanlines, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

[video]

*military helicopters drops onto a crowded street to hand out rick and morty sauce rations to thousands of redditors who smell like feet*

(Source: sonypraystation, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

girlfriendluvr:

historyfemme:

noah fence but hollywood doesnt portray “femme lesbians”. it portrays straight-looking lesbians. hollywood knows fuck all abt the femme identity. theres a big difference between a femme lesbian and “a conventionally attractive actress we keep as appealing to the male gaze as we possibly can bc we dont wanna alienate men by portraying a woman they wouldnt wanna fuck”. like yeah i wanna see so many butch lesbians in the media i lose count of them, and i think it’s way more important to show butch lesbians, but i stop reading any post abt this as soon as it claims that hollywood shows femme lesbians

i hope it’s okay that i add this, i recently sw the movie ‘battle of the sexes’, which is about billie jean king (n irl lesbian tennis pro) nd fetures a tender, good lesbian romance. at the end of the movie, they showed pictures of the real BJK, and she looked NOTHING like the prettied-up emma stone (terrible casting choice btw) they showed. BJK looks like a real lesbin, nd she’s not even femme. the movie portrayal of her was clearly designed to ppeal to straight people watching the movie. it pisses me off so much

(lso sry it looks like im crytying my A key only works 2/3 the time)

(Source: femmergies, via bloodsbane)

smashbike:

smashbike:

smashbike:

smashbike:

smashbike:

somebody gotstabbed over the rick snd morty sauce

ok so at the la mcdonalds apparently they only sent like 20 packsts of it and like the line was 2 miles long so somebody dressed as rick stabbed some guy and theres video of crowds of people chanting pickle rick and szechuan sauce and this is information from the snapchat story from the scene so i could be wrong but

ok heres a video of the szechuan sauce riot. i have not seen it bc i have to study but please review the footage

article abt the shortages / article abt crime due to the sauce / talk of suing mcdonalds

the plot thickens

McDonald’s really fucked up

(via bloodsbane)

shacklesburst:

higharollakockamamie:

Outer Heaven Guy: “Hey Boss, we have one more new recruit. He just needs a code name.”
Venom Snake: “I’m out.”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Huh?”
Venom Snake: “We have used every adjective and every animal. There’s no combination left.” 
Outer Heaven Guy: “No way. What about, like, Screaming Vole?”
Venom Snake: “Taken.”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Redolent Aardvark?” 
Venom Snake: “Used it.”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Defenestrator Pangolin?” 
Venom Snake: “Sentry on the third floor.” 
Outer Heaven Guy: “Dang.”
Venom Snake: “All right, let’s see…what kind of talents does he have?”
Outer Heaven Guy: “He has a gun.”
Venom Snake: “Special skills?”
Outer Heaven Guy: “He can shoot it.”
Venom Snake: “…”
Venom Snake: “(sigh)”
Outer Heaven Guy: “Look, it doesn’t really matter, right? We just have to call him something.”
Venom Snake: ”I’ll work on it.” 

Later:

Ubuntu Release Managers in 2230.

(via ryukodragon)