Silver Tongue

May 27

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memehumor:
“Thought it was a good idea to brag about cheating
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memehumor:

Thought it was a good idea to brag about cheating

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todayilearnedthat:

what-hath-science-wrought:

dingdongyouarewrong:

todayilearnedthat:

curvywarman:

todayilearnedthat:

TIL that the “ideal” pair of female hands based on science would be approximately 0.75 meters long, have several fingers and contain at least 5 bones. A divot on the end of each finger is also considered highly desirable.

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0.75 meters is like two fucking feet long what the fuck are you talking about

the ideal pair of hands

if you click the link it just leads to a blank page that says ‘the divots are for scooping up salsa’

hey so the combination of the precision of the 0.75 meter measurement and the deeply unsettling vagueness of ‘’several fingers’’ is honestly fucking my whole shit up

It’s hard to get a precise number when they keep changing.

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jakesisland:

dentula:

terrifictentacle:

skarchomp:

Someone: Why does Remoraid, a fish, evolve into Octillery, and octopus?

Pokemon nerd: In addition to both being based on projectile weapons (a gun and a cannon, respectively), Remoraid and Octillery are both based on aquatic animals with suction cups, thematically tying them together

Someone: Why does the skinny, snakelike Dragonair turn into Dragonite, a larger dragon with limbs?

Pokemon nerd: It’s based off a Korean legend about a serpentine creature that can become a true dragon over time.

Someone: Why does Exeggcute, six eggs, evolve into Exeggcutor, a palm tree with three coconuts?

Pokemon nerd:

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exeggcute turns into exeggutor because it aspired to be the best pokemon ever and it succeeded

I can’t find the original post, sadly, but I did find the images! Exeggcute aren’t eggs.. They’re seeds!

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EGG TREE

it was never a secret. they outright said that it wasnt eggs from the beginning

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zombie6queen6:
“Mama Mia!
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zombie6queen6:

Mama Mia!

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