Silver Tongue

Oct 08

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nuclear-smash:
“ Nice of King Dice to invite us to the casino, eh Mugman?
”

nuclear-smash:

 Nice of King Dice to invite us to the casino, eh Mugman?

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hexcolour:
“ suppermariobroth:
“In Super Mario World, Banzai Bills will not harm Mario as long as he is riding Yoshi and his head is below the vertical center of the Banzai Bill. (Footage recorded by me from a SNES emulator.)
”
me facing my problems...

hexcolour:

suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario World, Banzai Bills will not harm Mario as long as he is riding Yoshi and his head is below the vertical center of the Banzai Bill. (Footage recorded by me from a SNES emulator.)

me facing my problems head on and discovering they weren’t as bad or terrifying as i thought they were because i had the love and support of a friend

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theupbeat-hart:

digidiskette:

cobrilee:

gingersnapwolves:

fozmeadows:

rudesby:

knottahooker:

judgebunnie:

feferi:

missvoltairine:

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

I’ve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAIN 

AND YET

WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES

AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME

I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED

TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYS “BUT I AM LE TIRED” BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL

THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS

my wife and I still regularly say “hokay so”, “but I am le tired” and “and some big meteor’s like ‘well fuck that’.” Fucking iconic.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT NOW AND I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

I’ve never seen this before and now suddenly I am recognizing some of my friends funny talking quirks

I am so fjsbdking glad to know other people still quote this.

semi related but every time i read the number 55 I say “schiggity schwa”

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hte-spagheti:

windorabug93:

pomfpanda:

stillpissed-at-alexanderhamilton:

pomfpanda:

pomfpanda:

i feed stray cats in my backyard because the cats in those warrior books died for my rights

specifically gay rights

Ok, my life has been very busy lately, but when did warrior cats become gay culture

ever since firepaw said gay pride bitches in book one

Firepaw never said that

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evenmoreuserboxes:
“ titaniumcatnip:
“You forgot the “not” ”
no, i didn’t, actually.
this site is so goddamn anti-recovery. i’ve been spending years trying to get better but everyone’s mindset of “if you spend every hour of every day wanting to kill...

evenmoreuserboxes:

titaniumcatnip:

You forgot the “not”

no, i didn’t, actually.

this site is so goddamn anti-recovery. i’ve been spending years trying to get better but everyone’s mindset of “if you spend every hour of every day wanting to kill yourself you’re valid uwu” was just making my health worse. everyone on this site would be doing much better if they would stop being so negative.

it’s as if you want to stay mentally ill. you would think that people so miserable would want their lives to improve. if you want to get any better, stop rejecting every bit of positivity you see and forcing your toxic mindset on others.

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