Past me is an idiot and future me is a bastard I only exist in the present
haha like, is this like that part in homestuck where karkat argues with himself through paradox time?
how many fingers do you have
Ten?
how many do you intend to keep
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i cant believe T. Hanos is Lawrence Tureaud’s father
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Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1886/
PERFECT USE OF MEDIUM
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notebook
clock
butterfly
computer
cans
bedlamp
I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney - early 20th century
Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.
jeff goldbloom is moses’s bother in law
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Merle, at Taako and Kravktz’s wedding: and do you, Taako Taaco, take-
Krav: wait your last name is TAACO? I thought the book had just fucked up??
Merle: … take McAllister Kravitz-
Taako: Who The fUck is MCALLISTER
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very serious progressive fighter game
Honestly this is just a sign of unbelievably good physics programming
medieval skipit
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