Silver Tongue

Oct 07

pagetbewbster:
“this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
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pagetbewbster:

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

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stygianmoon:

violentadd:

just-shower-thoughts:

An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.

Excuse you, they take commissions

“hey man can you kill this guy?”

“alright that will be 10k”

“ugh cant you just do it for the exposure? whatever you suck at murder anyway”

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Me, an old Homestuck @ the new Homestucks joining from Hiveswap

giygas-bandicoot:

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glumshoe:

in movies they always have characters sharing an intimate moment and saying “tell me something you’ve never told anyone before” and some deeply moving personal story full of emotion and heartache comes out of it and the characters, who have never been in talk therapy in their lives, bond around their secrets

the fuck would I have to say? “for about six months in high school I wanted to be a mime”? like shit son all the important stuff I’ve either shared in therapy or thoroughly repressed. and now I just shared the mime thing so can’t use that.

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culljoy:

Guys why did we wait so long for Hiveswap we already have a homestuck game and it’s free.

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Originally posted by kaylamichael

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