why does this stock photo from a tumblr ad look so creepy. “ok we need an old couple” “right” “but the chick can’t be like a wrinkly old grandma” “what” “like make her old but not UGLY and WRINKLY you know? like let’s just find a hot young 65 yr old lady.” “i don’t think those exist” “ok we’ll get a 40 yr old and dye her hair gray. but also airbrush her face to be smooth. don’t want any wrankles”
In the days before recorded music, I wonder if nobles ever instructed their chamber musicians to play their latest favorite song like twenty times in a row.
Fun fact: Yes. Yes, they did.
Nobles were the only ones that really listened to music and to hear it you had to actually go to a concert. There wasn’t a such thing as background music yet, and whenever there was music people would listen intently. If a piece was particularly stirring, they would give a standing ovation and they would have to play the same piece over again. I suppose this would happen more than a few times so, maybe not twenty times in a row, but close.
Honestly, what better thing did they have to do with their lives anyway?
What about a terrible song over and over but with another song played once in the middle
“Bard! I wish thee to play ‘What is newe, O Pussy Catte’ twenty times! But, hark! After the seventh play, play ONE ‘It bee notte unusual’”
-Taako proposes to Kravitz while he’s blackout drunk
-Kravitz thinks it’s a joke at first. He’s carrying Taako home and Taako is just like “babe…mmmmbabe…marry me” and Kravitz laughs but then Taako has this silver ring inscribed with ravens and is like “you don’t hafta say yes…I mean you will cuz I’m Taako…..youknowfromtv? But keep the ring even if cause it’s pretty and you’re pretty”
-Taako wakes up the next morning and sees the ring on Krav’s hand and is just…..
