Silver Tongue

May 23

lightsintheskye:

lightsintheskye:

Me: god i really need to clean my desktop.

image

Roommate: It’s not that bad Naomi-
Me: No.The Other monitor.

image

Roommate: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JESUS CHRIST
Me: IM OBSESSED WITH JUST SAVING SHIT TO THE DESKTOP FOR CONVENIENCE
Roommate: ITS NOT CONVENIENT ANYMORE
Me: I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM OK

image

SINCE EVERYONES IN THE NOTES IS roasTING ME theRE I CLEANED IT

and before anyones like sure u did u just moved to the other side- i didn’t

image

rude.

(via lightsintheskye)

lydiafama:
“I am, if you couldn’t guess, open to better suggestions
”

lydiafama:

I am, if you couldn’t guess, open to better suggestions

(via bloodsbane)

(via afallenwolf)

afallenwolf:
“ ambris:
“ sweetstrokesstudios:
“No idea where this came from but its wonderful
” ”
this is an OLD comic!
”

afallenwolf:

ambris:

sweetstrokesstudios:

No idea where this came from but its wonderful

image

this is an OLD comic! 

(via afallenwolf)

wet-monsoon:

wet-monsoon:

anybody see the main character designs of matt groening’s new show yet? i’m mot much into fantasy but i’m still curious about it enough to check it out….. and also maybe because i want more female protagonist adult cartoons lol

the demon is adorable and by far the best-looking one out of the three of em, maybe because he’s kind of different from the usual groening design mold

however, the goblin/elf/whatever looks like green bart. its literally just green bart.

image
image

Toe to Tip,
This Is A Bart .

(via bloodsbane)

[video]

zandorv:

captainsnoop:

thalassarche:

orson-bigdaddy-krennic:

shamblingshitpickle:

PSA: journalists aren’t supposed to put names in the headlines if the person isn’t a public figure. It’s not a matter of maliciously not giving credit

^^^as a journalist, this is something that bothers me ALL THE TIME

A friend of mine on Twitter explained this the other day, so to elaborate based on what she said: If the name is not instantly recognizable the way a public figure is, then putting the name in the headline isn’t going to bring about any sort of recognition or connection in the reader, and doesn’t do much to draw the reader into the story. But something like “local teen” does create a connection by tying the person into the community, and encourages the reader to learn more about what this local teen has done. The name will be in the article itself, after the headline has done its job at getting the reader to look into it.

It’s worth noting too that usually, according to the Inverted Pyramid writing style used for journalism where the most important information is shared first, the person’s name is usually in the first sentence of the first paragraph.

Whenever I see someone get up at arms over a headline that says “Local Teen” and the first comment is “SAY THEIR NAME” I’m always like “hey, thanks for telling every journalist present that you don’t read articles and just skim headlines.” Really makes us feel appreciated.

I think this Onion headline illustrates the point pretty well


image

(via bloodsbane)

banishedquasiroyal:

kaffigrums:

briggs-wall:

ciravaesthetic:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

image

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

How have ya’ll gone your whole lives without silverfish??? These fuckers used to pop up in my house on the daily growing up, is it a regional thing??

what the fuck

Have americans really never heard about Silverfish?

yeah i’m too busy dealing with police brutality and chronic fear that i’ll lose my access to healthcare to fucking know what bugs are

in texas we call them earwigs

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

editorincreeps:

yellingintothelegalvoid:

editorincreeps:

(For America) Until college prices come under control, I advocate the unapologetic theft of everything possible from every university, up to and including the personal items of all top level admins. Sell it to other theft-ridden universities for cash. Steal the dean’s car and sell it to buy a college book.

A caveat, please don’t steal from the library, because your fellow students may need some random book (yes, even that one that’s in Old French with the strange pictures inside that you’re sure no one has checked out in the past 40 years) for a thesis.

Agreed. Do not steal from the library.

(via newbarrk)

you-might-belong-in-gryffindor:
“ peaceout–girlscout:
“ starksisterx:
“ sixpenceee:
“The front page of today’s Daily News issue
”
wow as a teacher i am officially braver than a us marine @ me
”
As a teacher, I am officially in more danger than US...

you-might-belong-in-gryffindor:

peaceout–girlscout:

starksisterx:

sixpenceee:

The front page of today’s Daily News issue 

wow as a teacher i am officially braver than a us marine @ me

As a teacher, I am officially in more danger than US Marines. My elementary school students are in more danger than US Marines.

This is disturbing. How can I literally be safer joining the military than being a teacher?? How.

(via newbarrk)