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i cant believe we now live in a world where people dont know that toby fox, responsible for “under tale”, also wrote the greatest rock opera of the generation
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if you go outside youre gay thats why they call it coming out
These kinds of jokes are so fucking cringy. Why is cuck humor like this? Tumblr humor is just so unfunny..
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that dude wants to fuck trains
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When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies.
I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real.
So that’s the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you?