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hipsterkittypostingteenybopper:
Re: Purge.
If everything was legal for like twenty-four hours I’d start a communal garden.
This is barely even hyperbole.
I would legit start a communal garden with whoever wanted to join me.
I think that would be fucking dope.
Rewrite of The Purge where, for 24 hours, people hurriedly complete all those renovations and projects that the council forbids. Helen, leader of the PTA, laughs maniacally as she tears grass from her lawn with a pitchfork, her thirteen-year-old daughter Emily’s arms red with mud as she wades through the carnage, planting thyme. Jack and Mitch have left their friendly smiles behind at the RSL; today their faces show only grim determination as they methodically shovel gravel into potholes and pour bitumen. The local biker gang, gathered on the corner, are the most rambunctious of the mischief-makers, whooping and hollering as nail guns are driven into plywood, assembling miniature by-the-road shelters for the homeless to rest on cold nights. Their noise covers the sounds of Katy and Sam moving from street to street with their trolleys, picking up unsold or unwanted food from houses and restaurants to give to the hungry without fear of taxation or food safety reprisals. They’re young, and still scared of being caught.
But there’s no one to catch them. Not tonight.
…You know you live in a dystopian capitalist hellscape when….
I would use the purge to download all my favourite music and movies.
(via newbarrk)
For 15 seconds (relative to her) she can go very very fast. like, faster than a bullet. if she stays longer than 15 seconds, she would start to get motion sickness. she has gloves with force dampening properties so she can manipulate things without destroying them. she can choose how much force is dampened with her watch. everything she does happens in less than a seconds in real time. after 15 seconds of use, it has a 30 seconds cooldown. she uses a watch to track how long shes been in hyperspeed and how much force her hits would have.
goodness-gracious-great-balls-of:
If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.
You put this into words way better than I could have
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When you take and entire year of digital art class that teaches you how to use photoshop and this is the last thing you make in that class
(Source: ink-the-shitposter, via jwblogofrandomness)
here’s my hauntswitch prediction …..
(via moonpaw)
Absolutely not inktober stuff, but i wanted to strain your eyeballs with what i made for Digital Skills class
This is what my 90-pounds-a-day-education is going towards
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so uh we’ve had a lot of rain recently
i thought this was a dollop of wasabi on a hot dog for a solid 30 seconds
(Source: bedwave-blog, via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)
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