taking who framed roger rabbit, which has disney and looney toons coexist, into account, the space jam and final fantasy would exist in the same universe. What im saying is i wanna see Michael Jordan face Kefka on the basketball court.
Dean Domino, a singer with a pistol, after watching the Courier single-handedly murder an entire town of “immortal” enemies, deal with hundreds of traps and deadly poison gas: lmao, I can beat this dude in a duel
I literally didn’t even get that choice, and you know why? Because Dean Domino is such a dramatic gigantic loser that showing any sign that you are more competent than him while you hang out hurts his ego to the point where he would rather try to kill the Courier, who did all the work and never told him anything offensive.
His backstabbing plan was foiled, the Courier forgives him and and this idiot’s next move is “try to fight the Ultimate Badass because his dick is bigger than mine”. Fuck Dean Domino.
me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep
netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands
me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab
back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.
so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic
anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year
someone pleeeaase talk to me about high school killian and carey just consider:
- everyone thinks that killian is a troublemaker because she’s this big buff hockey player but actually she’s the one going “dude we’re gonna get in trouble” as her scrappy gymnastic star gf drags her into schemes
- carey is a sprinter during the track season but won’t stop hanging around the jav and shotput gear
- pranks. do i even have to say. on each other, on no3113, on every single other person in the school. they spend so much time together that they have a permanent alibi for getting caught because they can just say they were with the other one and it’s not even a lie
- they’re that pair of best friends that was so grabby and handsy that when they got together no one noticed. sometimes killian walks around with carey on her shoulders, just because
- they’re also that couple that fuckin swing dances at prom
they’re right, it’s officially canon on this day because i said so
1. Mass shootings are a daily occurrence. We only hear about the most “newsworthy” incidents. The Mass Shooting Tracker keeps a log, and it’s horrific to take in.
2. This level of gun violence is completely preventable. We absolutely already know that gun control saves lives, no matter what a politician has told you.
3. The government can’t seriously work on this problem because the National Rifle Association will not allow it.
But we should investigate Planned Parenthood some more.
