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me: so did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
satan: Please stop asking me that
Not sure how much time I’ll have to do pics for this, but Day 1 of Gamzee week, Happy Gamzee! :D
And now I have to rush to work so enjoy!
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Griffin: Didn’t we have a fish that like got froze over in real life?
Travis: No, that was Bob Shubey.
Justin: Bob Shubey got frozen in real life, and came back to life and grew so large we had to let him go in Fourpole Creek.
Griffin: Is that true?
Justin: Yes! It’s true! Oh, wait a minute, you flushed him didn’t you, you son of a bitch.
Clint: You were too tender and gentle!
Justin: Son of a bitch, I thought until just now-
Clint: You were only a sophomore in college, you couldn’t have handled that heartbreak.
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archie and maxie PLEASE
Guys I found my new favorite thing
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vote now on your phones
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the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”
well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story
since someone asked
Frick thank you so much
THE MACHINE
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