Silver Tongue

May 29

nyemini:

theproblematicblogger:

*Puts ketchup on a banana* Aesthetic

please don’t let there be a fucking banana with ketchup in a few seconds

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nyemini:

oh go to hell

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disgustiphage:

from the elden ring wiki

theyre not wrong

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wagnetic:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

funnytwittertweets:

Yes

I must have /my/ background noise at all times, but background noise I can’t control is Bad Actually

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omghotmemes:

big brain only

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campyvillain:

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

those were her sisters.

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knifefightscene:

returntohetalia:

knifefightscene:

I hate how white people invented the we don’t owe each other anything mindset

Someone from the Uk Here!

Maybe it was just how I was raised, but I was taught to clear off when dinner was being cooked like it was rude to hang around and expect to be fed by another person’s family unless you’ve been invited round specifically for dinner/lunch

Hi person with common sense that isn’t from the uk here i think the english are demonic

here in the southern part of the US its rude AF to leave when dinner is ready without eating with us. like its rude to deny food being offered and also rude to not offer food to guests if its mealtime.

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manlet-rights-activist:

wrenwilm:

zvaigzdelasas:

please, this is so fucking funny, you can’t keep that in the tags

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tsundereglados:

You see a scientist wearing this and you know they’re going to be unhinged as hell

thats the labcoat of someone who gets his arms ripped off by sharks while befriending them and makes toast

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