we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.
Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made
Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?
You know that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward is frontin’ like he has a five star, fine dining restaurant because of the competitiveness and sexual tension between him and Squilliam? And Patrick is like “May I take your hat,sir? May I take your hat, sir?” like a weenie?
That’s what customer service is frfr.
SpongeBob's understanding and portrayal of customer service was so accurate and advanced. But their portrayal of irritating and/or chaotic customers was also super advanced
you can see the impending inability to be satisfied in his eyes. hes smiling rn but not for long.
u can tell he’s dumb as hell, but also good natured. would bring an expired coupon to the register, but not fight you about it
self explanatory. look at her hair.
self-explanatory -basic baby boomer. always ready to fight, angry before she even gets in the store. tips one dollar.
a well known causer of chaos. can’t control his emotions. does the sort of stuff you wind up using in “back when i was a waitress” stories that you’ll tell for the rest of your life. definitely the kind of customer that makes a mess in the bathroom. personality: an interesting mixture of the dumb fish and…
