Silver Tongue

May 20

[video]

santas-413th-doctor:
“ bakabutt-nerdlord:
“ remember that time when rose used a burning planet as a fucking booklight
”
This is the post that made me start reading homestuck
”

santas-413th-doctor:

bakabutt-nerdlord:

remember that time when rose used a burning planet as a fucking booklight

This is the post that made me start reading homestuck

(via bloodsbane)

luciferslamb:
“ wife swap, except its Flakey and Retsuko
I’m so sorry Retsuko, you should have stuck to accounting
”

luciferslamb:

wife swap, except its Flakey and Retsuko

I’m so sorry Retsuko, you should have stuck to accounting

(via the-steve-vrc)

[video]

May 19

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

grawly:
“ sebastiandebeste:
“ in fifth grade i drew anime george washington
” ”

grawly:

sebastiandebeste:

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

[video]

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

zenvanillacoke:

u: *saves the game*
ur brain:

image

(via grumpquoteoftheday)

paper-mario-wiki:

jacking off is something those learning AI bots would do to cheat the system. like, the kind like that one that was designed to sort files and instead of doing that it just deleted them because technically they werent unsorted at that point

“ive designed these creatures so when they reach the point of insemination they recieve a large amount of the chemical associated with pleasure, thus encouraging reproduction in order to sustain the species”

“uh. sir? theyre using their hands to emulate the stimulation felt during reproduction to get those chemicals you were talking about without actually reproducing.”

“god fucking. dammit.”

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)