Silver Tongue

May 19

critical-perspective:

etherialism:

cornputer:

assindeto:

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

image

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

paper-mario-wiki:

gyppa:

image
image

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

jokin-around:

Alfred, showing batman a photo of Man-bat: the newest terror in the streets sir, seems to take after you doesn’t he?

Batman, under his breath: huh… looks like my fursona

Alfred:

Your wot, sir?

(via demilypyro)

Lewis’s Law: Twitter Version

shrewreadings:

notemily:

(Lewis’s Law states that the comments on any article about feminism will justify the need for feminism.)

So today someone posts a thing about how it’s hard to talk to men about issues that affect primarily women.

image

And this dude responds saying he doesn’t think this is a real problem that women experience:

image

Apparently without irony. So of course he gets the response:

image

Not getting it:

image
image

STILL NOT GETTING IT:

image
image
image

Does he get it yet? Nope:

image

He goes through this ENTIRE EXCHANGE without realizing that he is demonstrating the exact issue being discussed. I’m still not sure he understands what’s going on, despite multiple people trying to explain it to him. It’s just… this is a work of art. It’s mansplaining all the way down.

“It’s mansplaining all the way down.”

(via deep-sea-prince)

ellighthousekeeper:

issabella:

writing-prompt-s:

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

image

I showed this to my 5 year old nephew and said ‘what do you think this brave squirrel’s name is?’ and he replied ‘Sir Nuts-a-lot’ and my mom has been laughing for about 5 solid minutes

(via jadewares)

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

the bar: *is literally on the fucking ground*

an unnecessary and rather horrifying amount of men: 

image

(via jadewares)

quousque:

writing-prompt-s:

In order to get a shot at going to Valhalla, you must die with a weapon in your hands. You just died and are now sitting in front of Odin’s advisory board as they discuss whether a spatula actually counts.

‘spatula’ comes from the Latin word for ‘little sword’. I say it counts.

(via jadewares)

[video]

chantosakura:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
”
prop hunt
”

chantosakura:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

prop hunt

(via newbarrk)

[video]