Silver Tongue

Oct 02

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

has anyone tried calling 1800-AREYOUSLAPPIN? im gonna try it

so guess who has a chance to win a cruise

how do you report identity theft

(Source: paigeccino, via dan-mcneely)

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majoraswrathx:

literally.

(via bloodsbane)

deliverusfromsburb:

one time I was hiking at grand canyon and hit a gravely patch and slid a few feet forward while maybe three steps away from the edge and I’m experiencing a similar emotion rn

(via moonpaw)

togaydemaru:

eevee-nicks:

Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.

I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.

(via chefpyro)

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lesbianium-z:

lesbianium-z:

maskedcyborg:

lesbianium-z:

nerds who don’t go out much: TEYRE HIDING PILLS IN TEH HaLLOWEEN CANDYS!!! ECSTASY AND ACID AND MOLLIES!! PROTRCT YOURSELF CINNAMON ROLLS UWU BOOST TO SAVE A LIFE

me: do y'all realize how much those drugs cost in bulk and have you ever met a drug dealer in your life

Don’t think you’ve ever lived in California or Seattle or colorado near or in a city for longer than 5 years as a child my dude

“ #shady stuff #especially in colorado #weed is cheap so they stick it in twizzlers #watch out for that crap”

do you know how weed works lmao

we out here smokin twizzlers

(Source: lookskindadeadinside, via dan-mcneely)

piteousgate:

spacetwinks:

Carl Winslow had a hard life.

With the power of my stand「IRON MAN」, I can control your every motion, forcing you to beat yourself to a pulp. 

I will leave you to think… “Did I do that?”  ^{ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ} 

(via chefpyro)

(Source: anthrowitchology, via newbarrk)

(via taffybuns)