Silver Tongue

Oct 02

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aggressivewastebin:

Ah yes, Rooster Teeth. I love their hit show, Dysfunctional Space Family.

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lunasong365:
“ positive-memes:
“I Will Not Be Eaten
”
The true feminine
I am not sugar and spice and everything nice. I am music, I am art. I am a story. I am a church bell, gonging out wrongs and rights and normal nights. I was baby. I am child. I...

lunasong365:

positive-memes:

I Will Not Be Eaten

The true feminine

I am not sugar and spice and everything nice. I am music, I am art. I am a story. I am a church bell, gonging out wrongs and rights and normal nights. I was baby. I am child. I will be mother. I don’t mind being considered beautiful, I do not allow that to be my definition. I am a rich pie strong with knowledge. I will not be eaten.

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paper-mario-wiki:
“ this is the worst conceivable video game controller.
you’d have to lay it flat on the ground to reasonably reach all of the buttons
also why does console have a glass bubble on top of it
also also why is she playing “SEIZURE...

paper-mario-wiki:

this is the worst conceivable video game controller.

you’d have to lay it flat on the ground to reasonably reach all of the buttons

also why does console have a glass bubble on top of it

also also why is she playing “SEIZURE INDUCER 2005″

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gokuma:

rasec-wizzlbang:

thetallesthobbit:

mirthandir:

king-of-meme:

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

can a human brain run doom

just look at this fucking year

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bob-belcher:

happy halloween. it is halloween every single day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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peppermintmonster:

In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.

what if a bigfoot wanders from washington to texas? whose jurisdiction would it be under?

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