Silver Tongue

Oct 01

sarcasticasides:
“y’all know that one vine
”

sarcasticasides:

y’all know that one vine

(via sarcasticasides)

derpujoizu:
“ bettynayo:
“Gotta hop on that bandwagon
”
W h y i s t h i s m e ”

derpujoizu:

bettynayo:

Gotta hop on that bandwagon

W h y i s t h i s m e

(Source: muimuchi, via rosexknight)

screamingcrawfish:

screamingcrawfish:

my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob”

update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT, some TREES”

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

steeleman:
“ newwavenova:
“ ecologiadigital:
“ “ Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL
— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016 ” ”
Nice try fuckers.
”
$175K...

steeleman:

newwavenova:

ecologiadigital:

Nice try fuckers.

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

(via deep-sea-prince)

showerthoughtsofficial:

Do pyramids have walls or roofs?

(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)

(Source: bbyy-chann, via dan-mcneely)

greelin:

monsters/all-powerful entities are BAFFLED by humans beating them, like.. it’s unbelievable to them. they hate it. imagine going thru life just fucking w/ gnats bc you could, they’re tiny, their lifespan is short, there’s tons of ‘em everywhere, whatever. then a gnat just shows up and utterly DECIMATES you at wii tennis out of nowhere. how are you supposed to expect that? how could you handle that defeat w/ grace? you can’t

(via newbarrk)

theknightlyrealist:

Sky Factory in a Nutshell

Ryan and Jack: Technology!
Jeremy and Michael: Magic!
Gavin: Both!
Geoff: Chickens!!!

(via newbarrk)

showerthoughtsofficial:

We are closer to the beginning of the universe than the release of half life 3.

(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)

wilbr2:

My favorite part about using the computer is pressing all the keys and buttons. All that other stuff that happens on the screen is just icing on the cake.

(Source: campadog, via dan-mcneely)