If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful
Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!
Me: *crosses my other leg over top*
Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER
😂
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control group
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EB: doo, doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo doo
EB: cant touch this
EB: doo, doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo doo
EB: cant touch this
TT: stop
TT: hammerkind
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coworker that i don’t like was complaining that a venue was “demanding a bunch of bullshit” from him when he emailed about the job and when i asked what they were demanding he said they asked him. for a resume
i forgot to mention this man is in his 30s
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i have kin memories of drinking hot cocoa and getting fucked while watching polar express
update: turns out when you have kin memories of your own life they’re just called memories. sorry for the confusion!
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