Silver Tongue

Oct 01

the-saint-dennis:

airyairyquitecontrary:

mituna:

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through

FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.

No no no. It’s the exact opposite. All the players, the Knights of the Round Table, especially Arthur, they all want to complete their quest and are serious about it. The uncooperative ones are the NPCs, the DM controlled characters. John Clease alone berates and belittles characters who just want to pass through. Or what about the Knights who say Ni? The Black Knight? Help help I’m being oppressed guy? They’re all DM controlled.


This is actually the story of DM getting revenge on a group of players who are probably a bunch of murder hobos normally and let them have a taste of what it’s like to be in a game that’s nonsense.


“Okay. So we finally get to fight someone?”

“No. The police arrive and arrest you all. End of campaign.”

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sn0wbro:

kastortheunstuckable:

presentmilk:

i cant wait until all humans die and octopuses take their place as the rightful intelligent life forms on this shit planet

who’s to say they aren’t. already among us

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i too am a shocked human like the person in that image.

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zedrin-maybe:
“I’m
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zedrin-maybe:

I’m

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moniquill:
“ iknowuthink:
“ Expanded Consciousness ”
Growing food instead of laws is good, but can we PLEASE stop with the condescending bullshit that implies that people who choose to grow lawns must only being doing it for shallow ‘sheepish’...

moniquill:

iknowuthink:

Growing food instead of laws is good, but can we PLEASE stop with the condescending bullshit that implies that people who choose to grow lawns must only being doing it for shallow ‘sheepish’ reasons?

Maybe instead of snidely saying ‘trying to impress your neighbors?’ give people instructions on how to work with and/or fight their home owner’s association, how to appeal to a landlord, how to address local ordinances, and how to grow stealth food crops as ornamental plants in areas where food gardening is banned. Seriously, they will come bulldoze your shit and then bill you for it.

We need more posts instructing people how to guerrilla garden and found community gardens, and fewer posts saying ‘You only have a lawn because you’re shallow and vain and stupid!’

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ohshititsmama:

baconflavouredshotgun:

Me: “I’m not gonna be involved with that skeleton war stuff this year”

Me, on October 1st:

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Fuck waiting for October 1st, I’m preemptively enlisting. 

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cactuseeds:

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

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