Silver Tongue

Sep 30

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showerthoughtsofficial:

The most unbelievable thing in The Magic School bus are the seatbelts on the school bus.

it was magic

(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)

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every episode on “my cat from hell”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tiredbutch:

owner: my cat is a DEMON

jackson galaxy: your cat feels unsafe

make ur cat feel safe and cared for

owner: my cat shits everywhere and doesnt use his litterbox
Jackson galaxy: when was the last time you cleaned the litterbox?
owner: Oh, i dont do that. the litterbox is disgusting.

(via epic-divorceman)

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rottenfaery:

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Why do people think vanilla ice cream is plain? It’s vanilla-flavoured. Plain would be just frozen cream.

(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)

(Source: thefunkyweapon, via chefpyro)