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The most unbelievable thing in The Magic School bus are the seatbelts on the school bus.
it was magic
(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)
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owner: my cat is a DEMON
jackson galaxy: your cat feels unsafe
make ur cat feel safe and cared for
owner: my cat shits everywhere and doesnt use his litterbox
Jackson galaxy: when was the last time you cleaned the litterbox?
owner: Oh, i dont do that. the litterbox is disgusting.
(via epic-divorceman)
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“Just trust your gut”
Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
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Why do people think vanilla ice cream is plain? It’s vanilla-flavoured. Plain would be just frozen cream.
(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)
(Source: thefunkyweapon, via chefpyro)