Nanu: Po town is an abandoned place. The building there are neglected and in bad condition. Because of that, and the constant rain, nobody lives there.
Imagine being attracted to someone named “Greg” or “Kevin” and saying those names in sex. That’s disgusting!!
Do you think showing me some balding anime dude will change my mind
@gaygothur that “anime” dude is named Greg Universe and your saying that Rose Quartz or aka Pink Diamond is digusting
Yeah those are definitely some words but also what the hell do they mean
greg universe is a wonderful person who put his music carreer on hold to be with the woman he loved and lived in a van for years after she passed away so he could financially support his son while he was living with his aunts. Even after he got a lot of money from a song he wrote years ago, he still made sure it went towards supporting his son. greg universe is a wonderful human being.
I like to think that at some point Ed got bored and decides to become a professor at some big name Amestrian college.
His specialty is a military funded class called Battle Alchemy, which he starts off by inviting any of his students to beat him in hand to hand for a conditionless passing grade (by the end of the first class, most students walk away sore and horrified).
It takes half the semester before they realize that Ed continues to beat them even when they use alchemy and he does not. They ask to see him use alchemy in battle. The next day, a man who looks almost the same as their professor shows up to class- he’s softspoken and polite, and the students expect a substitute lecture. Ed sits in the stands and laughs as Al proceeds to fight the entire class at once, and beat all of them. The students never ask again.
(And sometimes, in the middle of practicals, students swear they can see the Fuhrer watching from the edge of the field.)
I can also see him causing a hell of a problem when it comes to conventional textbooks-
“This is definitely wrong.”
“Sir, this is the most recently updated textbook for theoretical alchemy-”
“Yea fuck that, I can prove that soul alchemy isn’t unviable- someone hand me some chalk, I’m about to commit a mathematical felony.”
“I’m about to commit a mathematical felony” is probably the most in character Ed line ever, of all time
