Silver Tongue

May 14

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

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Anonymous asked: IM SO UPSET. I JUST REALIZED THE ICUP IN YOUR BIO.

soupery:

lastcenturi0n:

soupery:

taffybuns:

that’s my mbti don’t be mean :/

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@soupery congratulations you played yourself

wait FUCK

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• [Roy drinking from a flask]
• Riza: Stop! Stop -
• Roy: Relax, it's Mountain Dew Code Red.
• Riza: ...I honestly don't know if that's worse.

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banishedquasiroyal:

we, are the crystal gems,

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catwithbenefits:

cartawo:

fizzy-dog:

i DEMAND that each and every one of you see this cat

Boss…

AMAZING. MISSION COMPLETE. THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST, BOSS.

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