Silver Tongue

May 14

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm:
hex-maniac-mareen:
asking-ask:
darkeecofreak:
hex-maniac-mareen:
ramblingcoyote:
hex-maniac-mareen:
pokemon trainer saitama would probably like, catch a mew right off the bat and doesnt even realize its a ultra rare legendary.
“dude wtf is that pokemon”
“oh. his name is cheese, he gives me free eggs its pretty awesome”
mew: *uses softboiled*
“free breakfast yeah”
“Do you even know what that is?”
“…a friendly flying cat?”*shrugs*
*frustrated noises* “okay does it even do anything else”
“it lights up sometimes”
*mew uses flash*
“dude”
*mew transforms into giant dragon*
“oh it does that sometimes”
“dude”
@asking-ask hun look
“ I kinda like that it’s blue.”
“Holy shit, Saitama, that’s a SHINY Mew.”
“…. What? No, Cheese is blue– get it? hahahaha”
“Oh my god.”
“dude it sparkles”
“yeah i brush him everyday his fur is perfect”
“bruh”
it was to cute i had to draw it
Its so cute and perfect omg

(via ryukodragon)

tankdyke:

tankdyke:
i love content of like the overwatch characters goin out and doing fun things together but it’s funny considering close to half of them are terrorists and wanted criminals
mccree: ma’am id like to try my hand at the bean bag toss, how much’ll it cost
carnival attendant: *whips out a handgun* your life, criminal scum
mccree:

(via dies-first)

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trilllizard666:

onion-souls:
There’s a cute little sidequest in Fallout New Vegas in which you arrange a meeting between two starcrossed lovers - Jack, a young member of the isolationist, airbase squatting boomers, and Jane, a caravan trader. One of the fun things about Fallout 3 and New Vegas is that when an NPC moves, they rarely cheat; Jane straight up runs from her trading company to the air force base, and you can follower her (with some difficulty, as running NPCs seem to move at 150% maximum PC speed). I did so, and for some reason, Jane flipped the fuck out upon seeing a Brahmin at a local farm (mind you, her job is working in a brahmin pen) whipped out a shotgun, and blew it across the screen.
I cackled for the rest of the sprint to Nellis
oh, all those brahim are hostile to all npcs cause they got some sort of mad cow disease that isn’t seen anywhere else
she realized that it was going apeshit and blasted it away lmao

(via demilypyro)

chess-and-snickers:

thehornedwitch:
existentialcrisisetcetera:
heiroflight413:
aegisaglow:
fjord-thinker:
gnollgirl:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
soft-arthropod:
yet-another-mistake:
dateanenbysuggest:
“were you born a boy or a girl”
bold of you to assume I was born at all
I personally was created in a lab
Just straight up spawned
the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.
Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.
I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.
I just crawled out of a hole! Just now :)
Fell out of a dimensional rift precisely two weeks, three days, 4 hours, 43 minutes and 27 seconds ago
A cockup happened and I’m a changeling with no human counterpart. Very embarrassing.
Crawled out of a drainpipe next to the hospital and got adopted.

I arrived on a meteor sent through a portal defense system of a warring planet during the reckoning.

(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

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kaklaid:

friends in the woods!

(via demilypyro)

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trilllizard666:

6qubed:
roxys:
seelcudoom:
roxys:
roxys:
any modern fma au where kain fuery doesn’t have a podcast is invalid
he’s just the fma equivalent to griffin mcelroy or something
“hey im kainne fury and this is shou tucker and welcome to monster factory”
FUCK YOU
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
being in the fma fanbase is like playing Russian Roulette except the bullets are tucker jokes and memes about maes hughes dying

(via newbarrk)