Silver Tongue

May 12

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sonypraystation:

metaru-lee:

I’ll never forget the change in Gaara’s facial expression  when Lee drops his weights, for the first time ever he looked like he feared for his life

Imagine the first feeling of pain in your life coming from a pile of sentient sand drilling a tattoo on your forehead and the second one from a wizard who cant use magic drop kicking the FUCK out of you

(via demilypyro)

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ardwynna:

I am disgusted by the insistence of some younger fans that AO3 be made child safe and fit to be an electronic babysitter. AO3 was dreamed up and built out of the ashes of the ff.net purge, Strikethrough, Boldthrough, and any number of smaller scale attempts at silencing us, isolating us or making us create less than we can. It was built by adults for adults from the ground up. It’s entire purpose was to give fandom a hub nobody else could drive us from.

And now these young folk, some of them well-meaning but misguided, but too many of them just thrilling on the ‘power’ they think comes from their pseudoactivism, are demanding that we abandon what we made and why we made it, and turn it over to their control, in the fine tradition of the lawsuit-happy lazy parents and homophobic fundamentalists before them.

They could go to ff.net, there’s still plenty of traffic there and the work of content limitation is half done. They could revive something tame as they like on LJ. They could even learn to code and build their own damn site if they really cared to. But no, they’d rather have AO3. Because it’s the cool place. The place with all the views. With no thought to how long it would stay the cool place if all the adults moved on like they think we should. Who’s paying for the servers and tweaking code? Not them. Who’s making that crowd they want to be viewing their works? Not them.

The censorship and fake activism was bad enough but this attitude of theirs, that they’re entitled to what we built and what we made, entitled to change it for their purposes and profit while we get fuck all, but that we should still stick around and do the heavy labor behind it for them of course, that needs to be driven the hell out of these little neo-colonizers before they start trying it on a bigger scale. Had quite enough of that already, children. Stop.

(via newbarrk)

smis-happens:

deepnest:

the-mighty-birdy:

👏CHARACTER👏FLAWS👏ARE👏FUCKING👏IMPORTANT👏

me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like theyre gogurt tubes

you W H A T

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

scotchtapeofficial:

megapope:

zone0neko:

megapope:

let’s all go out to a walmart parking lot and chisel a name and date of birth and death into a bunch of these things

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that’s how you get very short zombies to burst out and take over walmart

love the implication that headstone height is chosen based on the height of the person

as soon as you engrave something into a tombstone a dead body spawns underneath it

(via gearholder)

doorstoplord:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

People (including my own parents) are constantly telling me I look like Buster Keaton and have been for years, and while I’m flattered, I can barely see it. I’ve cosplayed him and I still don’t see it. All the features of his that I can identify as distinctive or recognizably “Keaton” are not ones that I share, apparent from a generally similar skull shape. 

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I put on makeup and tried to emulate Keaton’s #look but as I took a picture I accidentally leaned into a cactus and hurt myself. Thank you, iOS live-capture. 

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that’s honestly the most Buster thing you could do 

(via irailleth-archive)

rainbow-squirrels-7:
“ this was for a friend on DA, but I really like it, so I’m putting it here too!
They’re Strawberry and Canoli from Team Sweets!
”

rainbow-squirrels-7:

this was for a friend on DA, but I really like it, so I’m putting it here too!

They’re Strawberry and Canoli from Team Sweets!

(via moonpaw)

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

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WHAT

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OH MY GOD

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(via dies-first)

dryeraseslime:
“ ghostcat3000:
“ mulaney:
“Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.
”
So John Mulaney is on tumblr and none of y’all ever bothered to tell...

dryeraseslime:

ghostcat3000:

mulaney:

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

So John Mulaney is on tumblr and none of y’all ever bothered to tell me.

why does this picture make him look like an offbrand andrew hussie

(via newbarrk)