Silver Tongue

Sep 29

hopeforbrighter:
official-berlin:
squirrelofdoom:
abessinier:
memeguy-com:
Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the Bielefeld Conspiracy
You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.
the oldest yet biggest german meme

I can’t say for certain that I believe in Finland’s existence.

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king-cutler:

octogetintherobot:
coolfrogdad:
octogetintherobot:
What ever happened to 4kids
They got in trouble for illegally not paying royalty money to Tokyo TV for Yu-Gi-Oh, and their legal troubles kept compounding until they went bankrupt.
Oh
Yugioh sent 4-kids to the shadow realm

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photoshop-and-chocolate:

dualclock:
photoshop-and-chocolate:
photoshop-and-chocolate:
today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information
cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too
I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.
This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.

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icannotevenhhh asked: Xef, how big/small is dammek's hoodie on you? (Also to the mods I love all of your art you guys are amazing!!)

daily-xefrostritoh:

It’s slightly big but a comforable, Dammek usually has them oversized
But to be honest I’m not sure if they come that way or they’re just stretched out

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maxheron:

That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

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lumnch:

snout:
lumnch:
“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)
Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.
Um make your own post?

(Source: moved-to-lumnch, via taffybuns)

snout:

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

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