did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be
alpha dave n rose au where dave is a multimedia visual artist who makes very bad shit on purpose (so canon dave) but he gains critical acclaim because he’s a very reclusive and mysterious public figure and drops his shit without warning by like, projecting it on the side of a skyscraper and rose is a very cynical critic who is the first to be like “this sucks actually” and dave makes a piece about her and then they’re best friends