little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
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Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana
henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1!!!!!!1!!! RawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!!!! im vewy sowwy
My heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this
Throw in the Sandspeak.
Henl0 You Sweet Sweet Sawft Sm0l Bean Babby 11
RawR Xd
Oh………….. Noes… ……
Have I Scare You?
I’m Vewy Sowwy
Now add a pinch of crytype and a dash of l33tsp33k…
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Goth Clowns are just Mimes
My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes
Your gf who works with clowns
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Job Opening for Swift
If this isn’t a clear measure of the bullshit that is the job market, I dunno what is.
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When humans start colonizing other planets, cooking recipes will need to be adjusted to the different gravity.
(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)
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Getting misty-eyed imagining the future: spaceships exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations, going boldly &c., &c., all while triumphantly bearing “ARSE” in large letters on their hulls.
I have never felt more patriotic than I do at this very moment.
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happy birthday D&P!
It’s been 11 years since they were first released!
sounds about time for a remake imo
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Since he passed away today, I think we should bring this screenshot back around again
(Source: werewolf-cuddles, via chefpyro)
