Silver Tongue

Sep 28

theroguefeminist:

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

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targuzzler:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

puyopuyotetris:

snoopingasusualisee:

targuzzler:

soaprock:

snoopingasusualisee:

Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana

henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1!!!!!!1!!! RawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!!!! im vewy sowwy

My heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this

Throw in the Sandspeak.

Henl0 You Sweet Sweet Sawft Sm0l Bean Babby 11

RawR Xd

Oh………….. Noes… ……

Have I Scare You?


I’m Vewy Sowwy

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Now add a pinch of crytype and a dash of l33tsp33k…

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

excess-of-cats:

mariopowertennis:

metalslugx:

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

Your gf who works with clowns

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theclockworkpony:
“programminghumor:
“Job Opening for Swift
”
If this isn’t a clear measure of the bullshit that is the job market, I dunno what is.
”

theclockworkpony:

programminghumor:

Job Opening for Swift

If this isn’t a clear measure of the bullshit that is the job market, I dunno what is.

(via theclockworkpony-deactivated202)

showerthoughtsofficial:

When humans start colonizing other planets, cooking recipes will need to be adjusted to the different gravity.

(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)

(via chefpyro)

fozmeadows:
“ stavvers:
“Getting misty-eyed imagining the future: spaceships exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations, going boldly &c., &c., all while triumphantly bearing “ARSE” in large letters on their hulls.
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fozmeadows:

stavvers:

Getting misty-eyed imagining the future: spaceships exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations, going boldly &c., &c., all while triumphantly bearing “ARSE” in large letters on their hulls.

I have never felt more patriotic than I do at this very moment.

(via chefpyro)

silvan-noctilum:
“sinnohlove:
“ happy birthday D&P!
It’s been 11 years since they were first released! sounds about time for a remake imo
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silvan-noctilum:

sinnohlove:

happy birthday D&P! 

It’s been 11 years since they were first released! sounds about time for a remake imo

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(via chefpyro)

lethal-cuddles:

Since he passed away today, I think we should bring this screenshot back around again

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(Source: werewolf-cuddles, via chefpyro)