it’s time for the chinese zodiac to take off in western side of internet. forget rising sun moon etc signs, tell me your animal signs & element!! THERE’S SO MUCH POTENTIAL DRAMA WESTERN INTERNET IS MISSING
Water Monkey
Earth Snake :D
Fire Rooster!! =D
Water Rooster.
Fire Tiger
Water Horse
Wooden boar
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*strokes my laptop camera three times until the fbi agent comes out in a cloud of smoke*
me: hi! how many wishes do I get? :)
fbi agent: what in god’s name did you just do to me
this meme is so stupid but cracks me up
My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.
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The Sedalia Democrat, Missouri, July 10, 1935
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etruscan shell cosmetic container
Somehow I read cosmic container
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Maybe it’s the cat juxtaposed to the story, but this reminds me of you heavily.
Submitted by@kitsunetricksterIt was me. That’s why
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When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™
I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like
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