Perfectly timed wedding photo
so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right
when will my reflection show
who i am
inside
Nobody suspects a thing
Ok sso I wanted to reply to this with a screencap of an erotic wereshark novel because I knew that one had to exist.
The problem I had wasn’t finding one.
It was finding that there are TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM.The Shape of Water (2017)
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holy shit i have the best idea
my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”
thats not what happened though :•(
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Capitalism is so insanely evil it’s honestly kind of impressive
“if you force companies to pay their staff more than starvation wages they’ll just fire people and then those people will starve even faster and that’s just how it is and there’s literally no way to change it or fix this serious problem of people starving”
“if you force landlords to maintain their properties instead of allowing the buildings to decay around their tenants then they will just charge higher rent which will price people out of housing and then they will be homeless, this is an incontrovertible fact and is both inevitable and a morally neutral phenomenon”
??????????
“helping people is bad, actually, and hurting them is objectively a good and positive thing 100% of the time, the world would be worse if nobody was suffering and dying for stupid, preventable reasons”
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kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file
teacher: what? i cant hear you
kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my fileWho is kakashi
kakashi from accounting class
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I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more information in one morning than an adult brain in 1817 did in one month.
yeah thats why we all have anxiety now