hey guys I need you to see this slide from my brother’s college’s mandatory sexual assault prevention training video which was so bad that the school had to release an official apology . everything about it has me fucked up
TIL of the “Turnspit Dog” a now extinct dog that was short-legged, long-bodied and bred to run on a wheel that would turn meat over a fire. They were also used as foot warmers in church and Queen Victoria kept retired turnspit dogs as pets.
Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.
this is the scariest shit i’ve ever seen i almost had a heart attack don’t do this to me
The kind of people who say stupid memy shit like this “deactivate your almonds” “pee your pants” are the exact type of people who send “kill yourself” anons but with this new cutsey way of saying it, they can get away with it. And whenever someone calls them out of it they have the ready made excuse of “oh I never actually said kill yourself, I was just being cute~”
Its like….calling someone “The N Word” you’re not TECHNICALLY calling them a nigger, but everyone knows the N Word stands for Nigger, so you put that word in their head without actually saying it.
dude you run a homestuck incest blog
isn’t that last paragraph directly plagiarized from a terrible louis ck bit
