Silver Tongue

May 10

Dance Dance Dance！

amethysts-snapback:
90% of game grumps fanart is just this
the other 10% is this

Griffin: Didn’t we have a fish that like got froze over in real life?
Travis: No, that was Bob Shubey.
Justin: Bob Shubey got frozen in real life, and came back to life and grew so large we had to let him go in Fourpole Creek.
Griffin: Is that true?
Justin: Yes! It’s true! Oh, wait a minute, you flushed him didn’t you, you son of a bitch.
Clint: You were too tender and gentle!
Justin: Son of a bitch, I thought until just now-
Clint: You were only a sophomore in college, you couldn’t have handled that heartbreak.

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taz-quotes:

Justin: Okay, is there a math check? What are you talking about?
Griffin: Yeah, it’s your fucking brain. You use your brain to add numbers together.
Justin: Ok, 16.
Griffin: What are you even doing?
Justin: I’m seeing if Taako knows this, and I have 16 out of 20.
Griffin: 16 out of 20 shot of knowing the history, the inventor of math in this fantasy world, is what you’re rolling to check?
Justin: Like, the history of this fantasy world, yes! Like, Griffin, I love you, you’re my brother, but if my skill called HISTORY does not literally help me with HISTORY trivia questions in a category called HISTORY, what are we even fucking doing here?

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May 09

blvckgeezus:

peters-suit:
I’m crying look at chris’ face lmaoo
“Don’t you want to be starlord this year”

“Booiiiiii what the fuck is a starlord”

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Anonymous asked: You've been fooled. Those MM textures and hall come from the 3DS version

chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:
demilypyro:
Guess I gotta kick an ass…
no they didnt, this is the 3d version
this is the version i used as an example
Guess I gotta kick a different ass…

caitsgates:

fresh off the press

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slimedweeb:

vegeda:
sodomymcscurvylegs:
When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:
this literally the worst post ive ever seen in my life. fuck you for posting tjis
op im going to tear you to shreds

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