*thor hands peter a mug of beer*
Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!
Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.
Thor: Oh!
*hands peter two mugs of beer*
Thor: You are a growing boy.
Tony: Thor no.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK
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(via demilypyro)
The two ADHD moods:
- I can’t do it
- I can’t stop doing it
The two types of ADHD time:
- now
- not now
the two ADHD memory modes:
-I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth
-I can recite the opening paragraph of every single magic treehouse book
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i legit meant to finish this on 4/13 but here i am on 4/30 finally finishing it
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Goliath fighter: I’m a far traveler!
NPC: A fart raveler?! I’m very interested! Can you ravel some farts for me right now?
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every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink
szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it
I’m WHEEZING
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every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink
szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it
I’m WHEEZING
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Kratoast (Bread of War)
(via dennys)
Bard: how much do you wanna bet that the NPC has nothing to do with our goal
Rogue: 13 gold
Bard: 1300 gold.
DM: I dont think he has that much. he has only like 58?
Rogue: …32
DM and Bard both start laughing
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