I think LotR could have ended much differently if Frodo had just turned to Sam and said, “Hey, look, I realize you hate Gollum and don’t trust him at all, but could you please give him a chance? Genuinely be supportive of him? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I am Projecting Heavily on him and my hope and sanity kind of hinges upon believing that he can be redeemed. I thought I was being really obvious about that but maybe not.”
“That’s all very well to say, Mr Frodo, but you and Peter Jackson were both asleep the one time I tried to bond with him over cookery and it didn’t end too well regardless, and also my own stability is pretty heavily dependent on my fixed intention to protect you, so I don’t have a lot of cope left over for him, if you understand me.”
“Christ, precious! Are WE the most psychologically stable ones on this trip?!”
The more I think about the garden of eden the more I think that God is just a real housewives star who gets bored and starts drama just for the gag of it. Like she did not need to create that apple and set up Eve and Adam with the serpent but she did and they were SHOOK when she pulled those receipts
Adam and Eve: *hiding after they ate the apple*
God: aye where yall at?!
A&E: dont come over here god we naked…
God: 🤔 how you know you naked??
A&E: ….
God: didnt i tell yo ass not to eat of the damn tree!
