Silver Tongue

May 09

laflenkenway:
kramergate:
creepsandcrawlers:
kramergate:
i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape
if u eat it the fey own u tho
that’s the fey’s problem
If you are saying that, you’ve clearly got more bravado than sense.
i don’t have either actually i just have an empty stomach and the ability to make my presence everyone’s problem

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birdiethebibliophile:

I will never be over Episode 29 Lucretia. This episode has:
- The 200 gold pieces in an ENVELOPE problem (“Okay, I - Damn. Dammit.”)
- “Magnus, this is the nightmare scenario.”
- “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”
- “Wow, no gifts from you guys to Magnus, huh? That’s a little awk-warrrrrrd.”
- “you did WHAT”
- “Listen. It’s Lucretia’s time.”
- “We’re gonna have a nice long talk about eth- your - your fiery ass - when this one’s - over and out. Dammit. Dammit, I could’ve done way better there.”
- “Yeah, that shit ain’t gon’ fly.”
- “DAVENPORT, READ THE ROOM.”

(via bloodsbane)

iprayforangels:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:
sareks:
glumshoe:
winds-and-stardust:
glumshoe:
glumshoe:
do pajamas not exist in Star Trek Future
in the future you just wear your work clothes to sleep and that’s normal
as far as ive been able to tell, pj’s do exist, but its a black undershirt an only evidenced in The Man Trap. naturally, Bones is the only one we see in such a state of indecency
Spock wears a lovely periwinkle blue robe over his Starfleet Issue Sexy Muscle Mockneck Pajama Shirt
This is sexy chest hair exposing robe Picard and horrid pink pajama Beverly Crusher erasure.
hot take: they dont sleep in work clothes, they WORK in PJs
In the future all clothes are so comfy you can sleep in them

(via newbarrk)

salihombox:

redraw the old ask

here’s old doodle never post before,littlefef eating sardine fish

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why i wish tavros made it to the meteor

jamtav:

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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derinthemadscientist:

factsinallcaps:
THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA.
IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”
AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.”
AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”
THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY
This makes a lot more sense

(via newbarrk)