Silver Tongue

May 09

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wackcauldron:

wackcauldron:

two or three times a year i think about the reasons we charge $__.99 for everything and i get the big sad

there’s a very special guillotine waiting for whoever decided it should be legal to add nine-tenths of a cent to the posted price of gas

just chop nine tenths of his head off

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

newtgeiszler:
“ anyewest:
“ loismacgiver:
“ novitiate2017:
“I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
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tinder link in bio.
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the replies:
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*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me,...

newtgeiszler:

anyewest:

loismacgiver:

novitiate2017:

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

tinder link in bio.

the replies:

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*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

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pyrlspite:
“that’s an iron door and there’s nothing to activate it from the inside. looks like john is a little, ah,
”
looks like hes stuck in his home. like some kind of… house trapped person

pyrlspite:

that’s an iron door and there’s nothing to activate it from the inside. looks like john is a little, ah,

looks like hes stuck in his home. like some kind of… house trapped person

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

charlesrengel:
““Oh, bother. I’ll do it myself.” ”

charlesrengel:

“Oh, bother. I’ll do it myself.”

(via demilypyro)

donnazbullsit:
“ x
I am SCREAMING
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donnazbullsit:

x

I am SCREAMING

(via gearholder)

adurot:

chefpyro:

Skeletaur… half man… half skeleton…

Pft. He sounds lame. Most people have enough bones in their body to make a Whole skeleton.

listen, keldor was handsome as fuck before the royal family melted his face off. he was like sinestro but blue and buff

(via adurot)

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