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two or three times a year i think about the reasons we charge $__.99 for everything and i get the big sad
there’s a very special guillotine waiting for whoever decided it should be legal to add nine-tenths of a cent to the posted price of gas
just chop nine tenths of his head off
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I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?
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that’s an iron door and there’s nothing to activate it from the inside. looks like john is a little, ah,
looks like hes stuck in his home. like some kind of… house trapped person
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“Oh, bother. I’ll do it myself.”
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I am SCREAMING
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Skeletaur… half man… half skeleton…
Pft. He sounds lame. Most people have enough bones in their body to make a Whole skeleton.
listen, keldor was handsome as fuck before the royal family melted his face off. he was like sinestro but blue and buff
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