Silver Tongue

May 08

littlewitchlingrowan:
flavoracle:
severedturnip:
flavoracle:
I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.
I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.
I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.
A little louder
I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE.
I DON’T SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT (WHICH IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN’T SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST.
I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT AROUND.
(is that loud enough?)
Yes. Thank you.
I see a lot of people on my dash complain about their significant other. Maybe they should show that person this post.

(via ryukodragon)

retroactivebakeries:

venuselectrificata:
fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.
jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

I love death so much thanos is gonna have to kill the entire universe and make me immortal because he’s a whiny fuckboy incel who can’t accept that death isn’t into him

(via mbulteau)

retroactivebakeries:

venuselectrificata:
fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.
jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

(via mbulteau)

(via demilypyro)

jitterbugjive:

nightmaretales:
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8D

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grimelords:

whoever wrote the wiki article about the circle game is fucking fuming

(via )

bitchnojutsu:

grimascloaca:
Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest*
Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention
Kakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to the next: *goes over their mission in painful detail*
Naruto, also defying gravity: What-? I dont understand ttebayo! What does that mean????
Sakura, suddenly getting serious: *explains what Kakashi just said only with more emotional depth*
Naruto, finally touching down on a branch: *frowns off into the distance* Sasuke….

(via dies-first)

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

Zelda: *during the escape from the Guardians* Hey Link, what’s up?
Link: I’m sitting in a pool of blood.
Zelda: Is it… your blood?
Link: Yeah, I think so.
Zelda: Do you know where it’s coming from?
Link: Probably the stab wound.
Zelda: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED!
Link: Oh, yeah, definitely.

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