ancient roman artist 1: hey can i ask a question ancient roman artist 2: yeah go ahead ancient roman artist 1: so i’m making this figurine of hermes with a giant dick ancient roman artist 2: nice ancient roman artist 1: but i feel like it’s missing something in the phallus department ancient roman artist 2: that’s easy, just give him a hat with some dicks on it ancient roman artist 1: oh. how many dicks should i put on it ancient roman artist 2: there is no limit to the creative process